Tuesday, March 8, 2011

My Women's day celebrations

Does spending half the day preparing for a presentation and the other half of the day worrying about it count? I guess not.

Well,that was pretty much it.But I did treat myself to a perfumed bath of course,complete with candles,sandal wood incense(oh I love sandal wood!) beautiful soothing music and all(Never mind the fact that I'l have to scrape the candle wax off the bath ware afterwards)Afternoon spent on the balcony with the usual mug of tea and starring listlessly in to space,followed by a couple of episodes of Sex and the City,Lord of the rings trilogy and inundating the house with Opeth (as it was quite rainy and dark and suited my mood well) afterwards.The Darling being busy with exams these days and barely having time for me (Sigh),it has been pretty much of a man-less day which was just fine.

Would have liked to go out with the girls for a lunch or a dinner out if I had it my way but them too being unduly swamped with the seemingly eternal curse of a monumental pain-in-the-friggin'-ass degree work just like my poor suffering self,that was leagues out of the question.

I believe that The World Women's day should be a holiday for all women.Women's items should be on sale,spa treatments should be offered concessions of 50%(or more) and women should be offered free chocolates,strawberry and champagne everywhere they go.A free gift of cosmetic/perfume of their choice should be offered to every woman and lingerie lines should be issuing special,limited edition lingerie on every women's day (which I think is a brilliant idea as I believe that every woman deserves to feel like a Goddess from inside out) Women drivers should not be given speeding tickets or tickets of any sort and be given way whenever they wanted.Concerts,gigs,theaters,movie theaters that are happening during the day should allow free entrance to women and they should be given the front/best seats in the house too.Book stores should showcase their women writers and their women customers should be allowed mega concessions on their purchases(on books written by men of course) Oh and the impotent creeps who come up with nasty comments, harass women on the roads/buses/public places should be dealt with by the women itself (with or without assistance) with no consequences to their actions by law or anything else (be it whipping,slapping,castrating,public humiliation,dressing him up in a tutu and make up,setting him up on a stage for people to throw rotten eggs at,etc) Same would go for rapists and wife beaters in prison.Punishment day!! Yeeey!! Oooh,oooh and women should be offered promotions at their work places and women students should have their assignment reduced and a guaranteed A+ once a year on World women's day.Ah.....I could go on for ages.

Have I ever stated the fact that I'm quite fond of day dreaming? Sigh.......

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